Wednesday, February 23, 2011

.... "Smells like an expensive hooker!"

http://inmusic.ca/news_and_features/gagas_blood_in_her_new_perfume/9c18cd2f

... dear baby Jesus. Please, just stop. There are few things I want on my skin less than Lady Gaga in liquid form. Actually, I can't even think of anything right now. Maybe acid. Or napalm. I'm half-hoping this is one of those celebrity "Oh, haha, aren't I funny and witty. Look at the wacky things I say!" moments.

I should come up with my own perfume. (All the cool kids are doing it)... I'll call it "Innocence," because each bottle will be made with the tears of a hundred virgins. It will also cure cancer.

1 comment:

  1. Allow me to point you in the direction of this

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-its-time-to-stop-paying-attention-to-lady-gaga/

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