Friday, August 16, 2013

I'd rather cut it off entirely, to be honest.

AND I'M BACK.

(insert clever comment here)

In other news, I mangled up my arm pretty good. And then again a few more times. And now I think my bones are infected. The orthopedic people at the hospital agree with me. 

God, narcotic drugs are fantastic. 

Oh yeah, fuck you, Karma. You goddamned axe-wound. 

I sometimes wonder how many orphans I'd have to save to not come back as a fucking Banana slug in my next life.