“I don’t fail. I re-define success.”
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I'm going to pretend I was the first person who said that. I'm brilliant, I know. I'm also going to pretend I have a hat that magically fills up with $100 bills whenever I decide I need more $100 bills. I'll be a multi-katrillionaire, and that'll be a real thing because I'm that damn awesome.
I'll also be half a foot taller.
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Starlight, starbright, first star I see tonight...
Nah. Who am I kidding? I just want to be happy. It's not as easy as it sounds, you know. Not for me, anyway. I'm a lot better at sabotaging the sh*t out of myself. So if I had to pick something I'd wish for, I'd wish to have a life that makes me happy.
That's a good thing, right? No selfish intent hiding behind that. And it's true.
Sonofabitch. Since when am I honest with myself?
