Dear BootsandBirdcages:
Am terribly sorry I haven’t posted in ages. Life, you know. It likes to kick people in their most important bits. To be honest, I’ve been a bit disillusioned with the idea of posting again on a blog I’ve abandoned for so long. It's as if I've become one of those parents who pretend they have no child until one morning they find Jesus in a piece of toast and realize that they can’t fill the baby-shaped emptiness in their soul with cocaine and cigarettes.
That's why criminals don't return to the scenes of their crimes. It smells like shame and poor decisions.
Also, they might accidentally step on one of the pointy, broken-off pieces of their soul they've left behind. And really- who leaves bits of fucking soul just LYING around, waiting to be stepped on?
Inconsiderate bastards, that's who. That shit hurts worse than Lego. Asshole.
Definition of shame: Imagine successfully ninja-ing out before dawn after a one-night-stand, making it home, sneaking back into your bedroom without even waking your parents up, finally drifting off into that special,extra-restful type of sleep only people with no morals or sense of responsibility can really achieve...
.... and then realizing you don't have your wallet. Or your ID. Because they're still under some fucking car seat. In a town about an hour away that you have no reason to go back to.
... And you're going to have to explain this somehow to your parents, because you don't have your own car yet because you're still a damned teenage idiot...
...
... It happened to a friend of mine.
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That's why criminals don't return to the scenes of their crimes. It smells like shame and poor decisions.
Also, they might accidentally step on one of the pointy, broken-off pieces of their soul they've left behind. And really- who leaves bits of fucking soul just LYING around, waiting to be stepped on?
Inconsiderate bastards, that's who. That shit hurts worse than Lego. Asshole.
Definition of shame: Imagine successfully ninja-ing out before dawn after a one-night-stand, making it home, sneaking back into your bedroom without even waking your parents up, finally drifting off into that special,extra-restful type of sleep only people with no morals or sense of responsibility can really achieve...
.... and then realizing you don't have your wallet. Or your ID. Because they're still under some fucking car seat. In a town about an hour away that you have no reason to go back to.
... And you're going to have to explain this somehow to your parents, because you don't have your own car yet because you're still a damned teenage idiot...
...
... It happened to a friend of mine.
...
So I guess what I’m saying is sorry? For, y’know, abandoning you for months.
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| Roses mean I love you more than paying rent |
Here, I got you flowers.
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PS. Ur hot :)
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