Saturday, March 26, 2011

Meh. Not like I really needed mine anyway.

YEE-HAW!
BREAKING NEWS: BRAS CAUSE BREAST CANCER!

New studies! Scientists! Toxins! There is research backing this!
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"three out of four women who wore their daytime bras to sleep contracted breast cancer"
- STATISTICS

Saggy tits? Blame your parents!
- New Jersey College of Medicine (a REAL place!)


*THE MORE YOU KNOW*

2 comments:

  1. This is KIrsten. Anonymous is just easier...
    I lol'd when I read that...and I don't understand all the people complaining about thier "torture devices", I find my bras to be quite comfortable...maybe they need a proper fitting! hahaha

    http://www.amazon.com/Dressed-Kill-Between-Breast-Cancer/product-reviews/0895296640/ref=cm_cr_dp_hist_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addOneStar

    A review off of Amazon that is SO true!

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  2. I love it when people get called on their bullshit. And I don't get the "bra hate" either- how can it be more comfortable to have them swinging around whenever you move? That might work for the more flat-chested femmes, but I think anything past a b-cup would be hazardous to anyone standing nearby.

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