Tuesday, March 8, 2011

... like pregnancy, but without that awful baby-part.

WHAT?!
It should not be possible for someone to eat an entire 2 lb bag of baby carrots in half an hour. Seriously, who the hell gets "carrot cravings?"

... and am now feeling a bit like a bloated rabbit. Because of fucking CARROTS. THE HELL?

This is why I don't keep peanut butter around. Or soy cheese.

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