Meh. Not like I really needed mine anyway.

YEE-HAW!

BREAKING NEWS: BRAS CAUSE BREAST CANCER!

New studies! Scientists! Toxins! There is research backing this!

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"three out of four women who wore their daytime bras to sleep contracted breast cancer"

- STATISTICS

Saggy tits? Blame your parents!

- New Jersey College of Medicine (a REAL place!)

http://www.chetday.com/breastcancerandbras.htm

*THE MORE YOU KNOW*